2029: A Good Year?

I don't have a crystal ball so I can't really say for sure if 2029 will be a good year or a bad one. Heck, none of us can say for sure if we will even be here. I guess there is only one thing I know about that year, and, I am sorry to report, it is not a very good thing.

I am sad to say that I have a box of pancake mix in my pantry at this very moment that bears the proud stamp of a product expiring in 2029.

Actually, it won't really "expire", it will just be "Better If Used By 08 04 29'.

That just can't be good.