Thursday, February 21, 2013
The End of Society
The Roman Empire fell when wealth became so great, and so widely distributed, that the privileged lifestyle of an expansive upper class became too heavy for society to bear. In retrospect, it seems clear that a majority can never live in idle comfort based on the productivity of a laboring minority. It only works the other way around.
Alas, as the saying goes, "history repeats itself", and I think American society is about to collapse. I base my hypothesis on the photo above, similar to one I snapped myself a few days ago at a local retail center. It shows that, despite high unemployment, the wealthy masses have grown so unable to care for themselves, that we need a nail spa on every corner to provide us all with basic grooming.
The spa in this photo is like one of an ever-expanding multitude of similar outlets. I dare say there are more nail spas in Orange County, California than there are Starbucks (and there are way, way, way too many Starbucks).
This truly boggles my mind...adults paying other adults to groom them...so many in fact, that we need these outlets on every corner...and they are always full of customers...can we get any more ridiculous?
The end is near.