One moment you are naked on a table in a strange room; unfamiliar faces surround you. A moment later you are at home, all dressed. You don't know how you got there.
There is a large gap in your memory. A full hour has elapsed and you have no recall of the last 60 minutes. It's a mystery!
You check social media for scandalizing posts or photos... no clues... mild relief.
You are too drowsy to investigate further. You shuffle to bed for a 3-hour nap.
You wake up hungrier than you've ever been (except for that time in China when you missed your flight twice and had no currency). As you ravage the pantry, it all comes back to you.
You spent yesterday in the bathroom, didn't eat for 24 hours, and had a colonoscopy today.
You wonder if you hitch-hiked home with no pants...
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