Thursday, March 19, 2009

Auggie in the House

Some of you may recall a mercurial and controversial media voice from the mid-Atlantic region who gained a modicum of fame in the 80's and 90's for his dogmatic sports opinions and smarmy communication style. While his true identity was (and is) shrouded in mystery, he was known in the press as "Auggie". For the past decade, his voice has been silent, leading to some speculation that Auggie and the Una bomber (now incarcerated) are the same person. It appears that those reports were misinformed.

On behalf of the entire staff at "What Would Den Say", I am happy to announce that Auggie has identified our forum as an important epicenter in the global opinion market and has agreed to air his vitriolic thoughts and opinions exclusively on our blog. While he would not commit to a schedule or to any particular volume of activity, we expect to see his opinions appearing here from time to time at his discretion.

As a precaution, the "What Would Den Say" legal team would like to remind you imaginary readers that Auggie's opinions are his own and do not reflect the opinions of this enterprise.

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