From time to time, I like to engage in a little self-aggrandizement. It's good for the ego, doesn't really hurt anyone, and only causes moderate embarrassment when I look back on it after a few days.
This is one of those times.
I present here, for your imaginary viewing pleasure, original footage of me jumping off a bridge in New Zealand during Christmas holiday in 1997. The footage of the brown stain on my backside was mysteriously erased.
Photo Journalistic credit for this gripping video goes to Robyn Hall.